Andreas Rosenkranz 
AcousticCheck brings the noise – order your premium white and pink noise now while supplies last!
Are you sick of impulsive noise and ready for the future of acoustics?
No doy, of course you are!
At AcousticCheck we know that only controlled noise can help to reliably control noise.
That is why our leading noise scientists were on a quest to find a way to harness the power of random amplitudes of the audible frequency range and capture them onto magnetic tape.
For the last two years we were working relentlessly so that we would be able to deliver you the hottest tapes since Watergate.
And now, for a limited time run only, we are offering our in-house pick of finest pink and white noise in the editions “Pearl White” and “Neon Pink” exclusively on magnetic tapes.
The Fantastic Facts
| Pearl White | Neon Pink | |
|---|---|---|
| Frequency range | 20 Hz – 20 kHz | 20 Hz – 20 kHz |
| Power spectrum | white (equal power per frequency) | pink (equal power per octave) |
| Play time | 90 minutes | 90 minutes |
| Side A | Mono, 45 minutes | Mono, 45 minutes |
| Side B | Stereo, 45 minutes | Stereo, 45 minutes |
| Highlight | Ideal if you need that extra punch | Optimized for the human auditory system |
| Tip | Just hit Fast Forward for quicker measurement results | Just hit Fast Forward for quicker measurement results |
These radical tunes are sure to leave your competition trippin’ while boosting your professionalism to wicked new levels!
Here’s what our batch of happy test customers has to say:
“For a long time we were using a wooden clapper, but I always hurt my fingers between the claps. Since we switched to the noise tapes, only my ears are hurting!”
— Adam G., Expert in Interior Design and Acoustics
“The police was always trying to arrest me when I entered lecture halls with a gun – thanks to AcousticCheck’s innovative noise tapes I don’t have to explain myself to law enforcement all the time anymore.”
— James T., Specialist in Noise Control, Pacifist
“My hands were bleeding from all the clapping, thanks to AcousticCheck’s noise tapes they finally get some rest.”
— Sophie M., Leading Force in School Acoustics, Olympic Boxer
“My mother always said balloons are for clowns – thanks to AcousticCheck’s noise tapes she finally takes my profession seriously!”
— Christian F., Professional Acoustician, Not a Clown
